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• August 25, 2024
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We love food, and while we might not be fond of the idea of slaughtering animals or eating their innards, we respect those who do. We’re thoughtful and considerate in our choices. If you’ve never experienced a vegan potluck, you’re missing out—once we get a sense of the nutritional value of a dish, we devour it like we’re equipped with vacuums for mouths. You might want to step back a bit if you’re worried about losing a limb during our enthusiastic eating.

We’re perfectly happy dining out anywhere. We don’t hold grudges against meat-eaters and we respect those who enjoy their steaks. I once had a huge 5 oz steak at a steakhouse, and everyone was envious of my meal—that’s a true story.

You’ll earn our admiration if you take us to a vegan restaurant or one with excellent vegetarian options. Show us that you care and that you’re willing to enjoy a meal without meat. Prove you can handle it!

Feel free to ask us about veganism—we love discussing it with those who are genuinely curious and open-minded. If your questions come from a place of respect and interest, we’ll be more than happy to engage with you. And who knows, by the end of the night, you might just score some extra points with us. We appreciate openness and, well, we enjoy a good connection.

However, don’t eat a burger in front of us and then ask, “Don’t you miss this?” as you savor the last bite. This will definitely turn us off from any further romantic involvement. And trust us, we’re all pretty attractive, so manage it!

Avoid saying things like, “I wouldn’t have guessed you’re a vegan! You’re so quiet about it!” Contrary to some stereotypes, most vegetarians don’t constantly broadcast their lifestyle. Many of us blend in without drawing attention to our dietary choices.

Also, please don’t say, “You don’t look like a vegan!” Not all vegetarians are gloomy or live off a diet of tree bark and tears. We come in all shapes, sizes, and styles—even mullets.

You don’t need to be a vegetarian to get along with us; just be a decent person. We’d likely still be interested in you even if your meals include bones.

We’ll cook delicious meals for you—plenty of them. Rest assured that dating a vegan means you’ll always enjoy tasty food because we’ll have perfected our cooking skills just to satisfy your appetite. As the vegan saying goes, Always Be Eating Tasty Stuff (ABETS).

We’re pretty laid-back and don’t enjoy conflicts. If you’re thinking about becoming a vegetarian and you manage to do so, welcome to a no-fuss relationship!

We care about you. While many of our closest friends aren’t vegetarians yet, we don’t judge them or make them feel uncomfortable. Being vegan might be a trend, but it’s a lifestyle we embrace wholeheartedly.