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• September 03, 2023
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Does it strike anyone else as though Hollywood is scraping the bottom of the barrel for fresh ideas?

The list of remakes in the pipeline or already in production has surged in recent years, largely owing to advancements in technology.

Initially, it began with the remastering of old films, but gradually, it evolved into the complete overhaul of beloved storylines. Sequels aren't inherently bad, but duplicating a fantastic film seems like a misstep.

Some of the movies I'll mention aren't even particularly old, and some don't necessitate technological upgrades. Some should simply be left untouched, as a compelling narrative will always endure.

Let's start with Jumanji, the timeless film featuring Robin Williams in one of his many stellar roles.

Can someone explain why Jumanji needs a remake? Was it unsuccessful? Was it not an incredibly inventive concept?

Why does someone think that revamping the storyline so that kids are transported into a video game instead of a board game is an improvement? Or that casting The Rock and Hollywood comedian Kevin Hart will elevate it?

For starters, The Rock isn't exactly the most talented actor, although I commend his remarkable success with relatively little talent.

One of the first and still one of the best comedy franchises, Police Academy, is slated for a remake, not merely a sequel but an entire reboot, launching a brand-new franchise.

I'm not entirely sure what the rationale behind this is; it's not as though CGI will provide that extra something, not that it needs it.

However, it does have Jordan Peele attached, who is undeniably skilled, but I still fail to see the necessity. I doubt they'll find anyone more suitable for the role of Jones (the sound effects guy) than Michael Winslow.

Undoubtedly, it will probably feature The Rock as well.

Now, this one truly baffles me. There are discussions about remaking The Matrix! Seriously? It's not even that old; the first one debuted just before the turn of the century.

This really takes the cake for me; it not only demonstrates Hollywood's lack of originality but also underscores its relentless pursuit of profit. I can't fathom any reason other than financial gain for remaking this film.

Hollywood isn't just fixated on remakes; it's also churning out sequels, like the upcoming Blade Runner sequel slated for release later this year. Sequels I can understand; they continue an already compelling narrative.

Unfortunately, most sequels are a disservice to the originals. However, they've seen some success with live-action remakes, like the recent Jungle Book adaptation, and soon, we'll have a live-action version of The Lion King utilizing the same technology.

Let's hope it lives up to the standard set by The Jungle Book, or I'll be sorely disappointed.